Greg came in worried the other morning and so I asked what was wrong.
He replied, "well, I was just getting Trent dressed and I think he has grown a third nipple."
" A third nipple," I gasp," I have never noticed another one." Of course, I have to go and investigate. This could be an embarrasing and crippling new feature to our young boy's life. Imagine swimming, or weight lifting or I don't know, wearing a t-shirts and having three bumps!
Poor Trent was then undressed and investigated. Sure enough, next to his left nipple, there was another bump, that looked just like a third nipple. But, I know it wasn't there before so I have to poke and prod a little just to make sure. ( I am a "picker" extraordinaire.) After a few picks and bumps and squeezes I triumphantly announce, " It's not a nipple, its a pimple! And I just popped it. Crisis solved."
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Supernumerary nipples they're called... and they tend to occur in certain spots. He's a guide if you're interested. Jacque's brother has one (but it just looks like a mole) www.doereports.com/imagescooked/10325W.jpg
Thanks smarty pants! Glad we have a doctor for reference in the family!
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